Sorry I'm Allergic to Bullshit Patch

The Sorry, I'm Allergic to Bullshit Patch — Condition Chronic. Zero Regrets.

Size: 2.875" x 2.875"

A medical condition, honestly. The Sorry, I'm Allergic to Bullshit patch is the most accurate self-diagnosis in the collection — rendered in bold, expressive threads that deliver every word with the kind of calm, clinical certainty that only comes from years of lived experience. Polite enough to apologize. Honest enough not to mean it.

Part of the Modern Muse collection, this patch is embroidered on a durable twill base and finished with a clean satin stitch border that frames every word with a crisp, no-nonsense edge. The kind of patch that answers questions before anyone thinks to ask them.

Iron onto a tote, hat, jacket, or anywhere that needs a little advance warning.