Cute, Petty, and Probably Judging You Patch

The Cute, Petty, and Probably Judging You Patch — Adorable. Ruthless. Accurate.

Size: 2.75" x 2.5"

Sweet on the surface. Absolutely not underneath. The Cute, Petty, and Probably Judging You patch wraps the most delightfully honest self-description in the game into the most disarming silhouette possible — a heart — rendered in bold, expressive threads that deliver every word with a smile that doesn't quite reach the eyes. Charming, razor-sharp, and completely aware of both.

Part of the Modern Muse collection, this patch is embroidered on a durable twill base in a classic heart silhouette — soft in shape, anything but in spirit — finished with a clean satin stitch border that traces every curve with a crisp, sweetly devastating edge.

Iron onto a tote, hat, jacket, or anywhere that needs a little more personality.